Bio BULLETS:

  • I grew up in Alaska and have a lot of funny and/or terrifying stories that involve salmon and/or grizzly bears.
  • I have four children and one wife. 
  • I have taught and performed improv comedy for over 15 years.
  • I was voted most likely to appear on SNL in high school. #lifefail
  • I sold my first screenplay in 2013. I'm still doing rewrites.
  • I am constantly preparing for the zombie apocalypse that will bring an end to the world as we know it.
  • I can grow a beard that makes LeBron James' best friend jealous.
  • I'm pretty good with a BBQ grill. #humblebrag
  • I've got my butt kicked two times in my life. (Once by a girl named Gabriela. She was a beast.)
  • I defended myself against a mugging in Mexico City by throwing a drunk dude into what the locals called, "poop river."
  • Speaking of LeBron, once I recorded VO with King James while he was in his underwear.
  • Oh, and I recorded VO with MMA champion Junior Dos Santos while he wasn't wearing a shirt. 
  • Once I bought David Hasselhoff breakfast.
  • And once I bought Tom Morello a drink then told him that I destroyed him on Guitar Hero. He didn't think that was funny.
  • When I die, I want my body to be found in the mountains slumped over on a rock next to a river with a fishing pole in my hands.
  • If you're still reading, you deserve the Cannes Lion for reading boring bios that ramble...which I hear is a new category next year.