Who is this guy?

  • I grew up in Alaska and have a lot of funny and/or terrifying stories that involve salmon and/or grizzly bears.

  • I have four children and one wife.

  • I have taught and performed improv comedy for over 15 years.

  • I was voted most likely to appear on SNL in high school. #lifefail

  • I sold my first screenplay in 2013. I'm still doing rewrites.

  • I am constantly preparing for the zombie apocalypse that will bring an end to the world as we know it.

  • I can grow a beard that makes LeBron James' best friend jealous.

  • I'm pretty good with a BBQ grill. #humblebrag

  • I've got my butt kicked two times in my life. (Once by a girl named Gabriela. She was a beast.)

  • I defended myself against a mugging in Mexico City by throwing a drunk dude into what the locals called, "poop river."

  • Speaking of LeBron, once I recorded VO with King James while he was in his underwear.

  • Oh, and I recorded VO with MMA champion Junior Dos Santos while he wasn't wearing a shirt.

  • Once I bought David Hasselhoff breakfast.

  • And once I bought Tom Morello a drink then told him that I destroyed him on Guitar Hero. He didn't think that was funny.

  • When I die, I want my body to be found in the mountains slumped over on a rock next to a river with a fishing pole in my hands.

  • If you're still reading, you deserve the Cannes Lion for reading boring bios that ramble...which I hear is a new category next year.